tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31732954626765255822024-03-08T03:48:09.564-08:00University of Massachusetts Medical School Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05523135903059223326noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3173295462676525582.post-52296298918567440582013-05-22T08:28:00.004-07:002013-05-22T08:28:36.709-07:00Hospital Jokes SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
An ignorant went to the <a href="http://hindisms.org/">emergency</a> room with the tip of his index finger blown off.<br />
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.<br />
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” he replied.<br />
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”<br />
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face
would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid
Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear
and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in
my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05523135903059223326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3173295462676525582.post-43130793081676195392013-05-22T08:27:00.002-07:002013-05-22T08:27:17.920-07:00 Doctors Vs Engineers <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
7 Doctors and 7 Engineers are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of
them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove
their superiority.<br />
<strong>SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :</strong><br />
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..<br />
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……<br />
When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks,
one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away….Doctors say
“Dekh lenge”<br />
NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct train to PUNE.So
they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they
can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE<br />
<strong>SCENE 2 (<a href="http://shayari.co.in/">MUMBAI</a> – LONAVALA) :</strong><br />
Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equally
SHAANE”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..<br />
TC arrives…. ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..<br />
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand
comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom…<br />
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined……..<br />
<strong>SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :</strong><br />
SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.<br />
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick.<br />
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time…<br />
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets….. & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!</div>
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